Thursday, May 24, 2012

The Mythical Anti-Unicorn

JF:  Do I get an award for this?  I feel like I just found the anti-unicorn.  ...  Like, y'know, a donkey with a dildo up its ass.

Friday, May 18, 2012

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Twinsies

GDB:  What do you think about having twins?
C:  I think twins are awesome!  Think about it!  You can do experiments with them!  "Okay, kids.  It's nature vs. nurture time!  I'm locking YOU in the closet and I'm giving YOU hugs!  GO!"

Apparently this is not how most people think when confronted with the remote possibility of having twins...  And for the record, I would never lock any of my children in a closet.