C: Yeah, pica can be an early symptom of internal bleeding - like ulcers, for example. Not that it always means that.
JP: Or maybe the internal bleeding is because you're eating gravel.
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
The spiders are coming
JP: A week ago, I found a spider had built a little tiny nest... in my MAILBOX. Now, there isn't a much worse place for a spider to be since that's a place I generally stick my hand into without even looking.
C: Exactly. ... Well, maybe a vagina would be worse.
JP: No. I have a condom on there, at least.
C: But still, I think that spider ick even on a condom would kill any boner.
JP: On top of it all, wtf is a spider doing in my mailbox? How many OTHER bugs are really crawling through my mailbox that it becomes a good place for a spider?
C: Yeah, I don't like to think about that, because then I start thinking about the giant ecosystem in places like mailboxes that must be hanging out when I'm not looking. Like Toy Story... with too goddamn many legs.
JP: I wonder if I could get sued if a mailbox spider bit my mailman...
C: Exactly. ... Well, maybe a vagina would be worse.
JP: No. I have a condom on there, at least.
C: But still, I think that spider ick even on a condom would kill any boner.
JP: On top of it all, wtf is a spider doing in my mailbox? How many OTHER bugs are really crawling through my mailbox that it becomes a good place for a spider?
C: Yeah, I don't like to think about that, because then I start thinking about the giant ecosystem in places like mailboxes that must be hanging out when I'm not looking. Like Toy Story... with too goddamn many legs.
JP: I wonder if I could get sued if a mailbox spider bit my mailman...
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