Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Pica

C:  Yeah, pica can be an early symptom of internal bleeding - like ulcers, for example.  Not that it always means that.
JP:  Or maybe the internal bleeding is because you're eating gravel.

The spiders are coming

JP:  A week ago, I found a spider had built a little tiny nest... in my MAILBOX.  Now, there isn't a much worse place for a spider to be since that's a place I generally stick my hand into without even looking.
C:  Exactly.  ...  Well, maybe a vagina would be worse.
JP:  No.  I have a condom on there, at least.
C:  But still, I think that spider ick even on a condom would kill any boner.
JP:  On top of it all, wtf is a spider doing in my mailbox?  How many OTHER bugs are really crawling through my mailbox that it becomes a good place for a spider?
C:  Yeah, I don't like to think about that, because then I start thinking about the giant ecosystem in places like mailboxes that must be hanging out when I'm not looking.  Like Toy Story... with too goddamn many legs.
JP:  I wonder if I could get sued if a mailbox spider bit my mailman...