C: LOL
L: Apparently 1 litre of vodka without mixers is too much
C: Oh God. That's ballsy even for us.
L: Did i tell you about that? I think I might have.. It was the time I stole an American flag and tied it round me and told everyone I was Captain America.. then threw up. Then my boyfriend decided to guide me through a forest track just to watch me fall over so he could laugh at my superhero skills
L: What a dick.
